Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. Gentlemen, this is a problem so many of us have experienced: How to ask a young lady if she likes it in the pooper. From my personal experience, if you simply ask your date particularly if it's a first date , you're most likely going to be met with, at best, nervous giggles, and at worst, a steely gaze followed by a request to be let off the back of your bicycle. Why is this?
Is there a more awkward conversation to have with your lady than finding a way to uhh The gritty details of the act don't exactly lend themselves well to being talked about over dinner. But you can't just try to slip it in when things are getting hot and heavy without asking, either. No seriously, don't try it. You'll get smacked.
On paper, I was a retail associate and my mission was clear — ring up dick pills, straighten boxes of dildos and tell couples to stop fucking in the dressing room. On the floor, however, my coworkers and I were tasked with a different role. As the first people many customers felt comfortable asking sex and relationship questions to, we often found ourselves having to split the difference between amateur sex therapist and basic sex educator, walking couples and singles alike through some of their most pressing questions about sexual health and pleasure. For many people, anal sex is the great gaping question mark in their sexual repertoire. As a result, much of polite society is still pretty confused about how it works.
I am about to reveal a groundbreaking secret to the world. Are you sitting down? OK, here I go: People have anal sex. It feels good.