Women of our age: I hear all the time that you're embarrassed about your aging body to the point of avoiding sex with a new partner -- or that you insist on sex in a darkened room, using the braille method of discovery. And it's not just single women who feel this way: I had a conversation with a man about my age who is no longer having sex with his wife because she's too embarrassed about her weight gain to be naked with him. Other men tell me similar stories -- that their wives hide their bodies, and the men miss the sex and the intimacy, but don't know how to ease their wives past their distaste for their bodies. Women: By hiding your body and being embarrassed by it, you're buying into our youth-obsessed culture that says that only young, firm, fertile bodies can be sexy and alluring. Let's put that notion to rest right now!
Chrissy Teigen isn't shy about sharing details of her relationship with husband John Legend. In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, the year-old cookbook author was asked to share something surprising about her relationship with Legend. But she added: "Maybe this is what will surprise you. He's [a] very crazy, aggressive cuddler. Like, wants to hold very hard and I'm the one that's like, I get very hot. I get very hot. So I'm crawling to the other side of the bed.
As Europe saw the mercury rise with a heatwave sweeping much of the continent, some in Germany have been attempting to keep cool in less-than-conventional ways. Police in the Brandenburg lander, north-east Germany, revealed on Wednesday that they had recently cautioned a man for riding on a motorbike wearing only a helmet and sandals. In a tongue-in-cheek social media post, they joked that he must have been attempting "the Naked Man" seduction technique from the How I Met Your Mother television show.
He got insurance, he got the state, let me get him. I wanna find game show hosts and put the bastards on trial. I wanna kill educated ignorance. Lovers look at me, haters look at me as I exhibit my love and my fury on dis desperate stage.