Barney the Dinosaur is a stupid purple dinosaur that eats children and babies. Barney likes to scare the daylights out of little babies because he is a dinosaur, and little babies are scared of dinosaurs. Barney also tortures little children with his irritating baby songs and over-repetitive lessons of the Alphabet, going to school, and manners. Barney also likes to abuse little babies when their parents are working. Dinosaurs are absolutely not the correct role model to 1 year old babies, because little 1 year old's would be scared for life. Barney is also believed to be gay, because of harassing the little babies on his show, and causing child abuse to them.
Live-action television series aimed at pre-school and younger children that started airing on PBS in Created by Texan teacher Sheryl Leach in , Barney started out as a regionally successful home video series called Barney and the Backyard Gang before being picked up by the network for a regular series. Starring the title character as a friendly authority figure, a surrogate for the young girls in the form of Baby Bop, two other dinosaurs named B. The story such that it is focuses largely on the importance of imagination and delivering Aesops suitable for very young children. The show has had a mammoth amount of merchandise in dolls, clothing, blankets, CDs, and virtually everything else a kid can use. There has also been a theatrically released film called Barney's Great Adventure , countless home videos, and a series of stage shows touring worldwide. The show is infamous for not exactly being very well-liked among older kids, adults and teenagers, to the point that anti-Barney humor became a borderline fad in The '90s.
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